Sorry my titles are so lame. These two stories are from yesterday.
1. An older man came in looking for batteries. He was very confused about which batteries were or were not on sale and which batteries he did and did not need. He wasn’t rude about it, just very confused. After he checked out he said, “For your peace of mind I’ll be leaving the store right now.” It was funnier at the time…haha
2. Another older man (in an attempt to be hilarious) asked me if we still took cash. I replied, “Only on Mondays. Looks like today is your lucky day!”